Tag Archive: forrest grove

Dec 06

Hey girls, look at me! Are you looking at me? You’re not looking at me! Please look at me!

How’s this working out for you, Jason? Do all the young, hot girls at Dutch Bros. say, “Oh look, it’s the handsome, charming man that’s always complimenting us on Facebook! He’s so sweet!” Have you been leaving huge tips for them, like you did to the bartenders at Players Pub? Are you adding all the …

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Sep 15

Jason’s lesson in Computer Hacking

So way back in 1998 or so, back when “the feud” first began with Jason and I, he got an awesome lesson in computer hacking. I’ll explain more about the feud and it’s origins in future articles, but I had to share this while it’s still fresh in my mind. When I met Jason he …

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Sep 09

We’re Missing A Major Event

Something happened in Jason Heckathorn’s life in the mid-to-late-2000′s that we had nothing to do with and I want to know what it was. He legally changed his name to Jaysen Johnson in 2006, which had absolutely nothing to do with me or Heywood. That was 3 years after our year of online battles with …

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