Remember in Grade School when you needed a pass to be out in the hallways during class time? You had to have permission to be outside of class, and you were taught that the freedom to roam the hallways was a privilege, not a right.
This is how the internet is for Jaysen Johnson. He really only gets to have websites and maintain an online presence as long as we aren’t around to mess it up for him. We give him an internet hall pass to do what he wants, usually after forgetting about him, but when he steps out of line (as he always does!) we are forced to revoke his pass and send him back to the shadows.
That’s exactly what happened this time. Since 2002 or so, Jaysen has deleted probably 50 domain names, I can remember emtjason.net, jhmedic.net, the list goes on and on. And as it turns out, his latest site, computersbyjaysen.com has been deleted.
Godaddy sends RBCP and I cards every year and a christmas dinner for all the domains we make Jaysen buy. They love us!
Jaysen also deleted his profiles on social media sites, and removed himself from having an online presence. Again.
Where are you going Jaysen?
The funniest part of all this is, we’ve actually done nothing to him. We have not done anything illegal whatsoever, and haven’t used any type of leverage or tactic to pressure him to do this, we are just talking about him!
We didn’t make any phone calls, or harass anyone, no tampering with his Job, no DDOS attacks, vandalizing of his sites, nothing of the sort. Just talking about him! 100% legal!
So why are you leaving Jaysen? What do you have to hide? (Besides trying to scam donations and making threats to people, and hitting on high school age baristas)
You like this Jaysen, just admit it.
Over the years we have done this same thing over and over. You start shit, make a big fuss, then get owned and take all your sites down and remove all your profiles and go into hiding. You’ll do this until you can’t handle the shadows any longer and have to come out, and you’ll end up making enemies again. It’s like you have this weird drive inside you to get owned by people.
In fact until this year we had almost completely forgotten about you. You were like the last thing anyone in our circle really talked about. It wasn’t until you flipped out when I walked into a bar and then your landlord at the time decided to investigate your claims after he started to hate you. Your incessant spazziness and creeping out little kids forced him to reach out and find me.
After some investigation we find that while your battles with us may have gone stagnant, you were still out trying to get my site blacklisted, and you were still actively making enemies with landlords, family and everyone else, as you always do.
This latest Prime Time thing shows that if you have one undeniable talent, it’s pissing people off. You can creep people out and make them hate you faster than anyone I’ve ever seen. Now you’ve angered a community of people, and they’ve come here to learn about it. The walls are closing in Jaysen!
Get back in your hole.
So your cowardly retreat from the internet may not be 100% our fault, but I am glad we were able to educate people about you. People are Googling you Jaysen Johnson, and they are finding us. It might be time to start behaving like a normal person.