Continue reading »]]> Hey everyone, RBCP here. I’m doing a quick update on here because I’ve suddenly been given a lot of free time for the next 24 hours because Jaysen reported a post I made and got me banned from Facebook for 24 hours. No idea what I’m going to do with my sudden surge in free time. Maybe I could learn a new language or do a painting or spend time with my family or read a book. LOL, just kidding, I’m going to work on this site some more!

Clearly I was just asking for it because of what I posted. By this getting posted on my own Facebook page and on Jeremy’s House of Funny, we caused quite a few accounts to get the 24 hour treatment, including myself, Heywood, Weeping, Cyko and I’m sure plenty of others that I haven’t heard about yet. Sorry everyone, but it was all for science so it’s okay!

It’s pretty fucked up, though, that a single person can just pick random people and get their Facebook accounts suspended, even when they’re not really even violating any Facebook rules. Like this post here that Heywood made:

He’s actually telling people not to bother Jaysen and he gets a ban for that. Pretty messed up, Facebook. To honor the memories of the posts that have been deleted by Jaysen’s reporting, I’ve created a Comment Graveyard so we can post screen captures of Jaysen material being removed by Facebook. If anyone has any similar screen captures, email them to me and I might put them up there.

Hope everyone likes the new site layout! I’ve turned the main page into a blurb about Jaysen, along with a list of frequently asked questions about him. Or at least questions that I assume would be frequent if more people wrote to me. (I’ve actually had 3 people contact me in the past year about their personal interactions with Jaysen, though, so this site is definitely serving its purpose!) I do plan to add the recent posts back onto the main page, but I just wanted the overview about Jaysen up there on top so the whole thing is less confusing to people. Anyway, be on the lookout for more posts to happen soon! Kisses, Jaysen!

Continue reading »]]> Jaysen is up to his old tricks again! I guess he got tired of using his sad lonely tears as lube for masturbation in his mother’s basement so he went back to stalking Heywood by reporting his pages for such silly things as “offensive language,” “trademark infringement,” etc as well as harassing friends of his on his FB friend’s list. How’s that battle against foul language on the internet going, Jaysen? I’m sure you’re not singling out Jeremy at all and don’t mean to stalk him, right?

In fact, just to show us that he isn’t stalking Jeremy, he wrote a long blog post about Jeremy, updated it several times over the course of 24 hours, and included screenshots of his browser open to Heywood’s Twitter & Facebook as well as the blog Jaysen wrote. Not obsessed at all, are you?

Continue reading »]]> Dear potential employers,

You are probably here because you decided to do a quick Google pre-screen of Jaysen Johnson. Welcome to the Jaysen Johnson fan page! This page was created to document the twisted reality of one Jaysen Johnson/Jason Heckathorn. All of the stories on this page have been collected from first person accounts, public records, or from simple internet queries.

While we cannot make any recommendations on whether or not you hire Mr. Johnson/Heckathorn, you are more than welcome to read our page as well as read the comment section where Jaysen personally responds to some of these stories in a confrontational manner.

All of the stories posted on this page are reported as fact to the best of our knowledge. As far as the copies of the public criminal records, restraining order, and name change information, we retrieved this information from a known public records site
(Source: http://www.publicdata.com/)

The information about Playerspubsucks.com was retrieved via search engine results and followup reporting from witnesses at the establishment. Whois history information shows that this domain was owned by one Jaysen Johnson
(Source: http://www.domaintools.com/research/whois-history/)

The information about the fake Prime Time employee charity that Jaysen set up was found at the Prime Time employee’s private facebook group and the public Prime Time page
(Source: https://www.facebook.com/pages/We-want-to-help-the-employees-of-Prime-Time/298369010183948)

Of course, there are the dozen or so employees and witnesses of these incidents that are more than willing to comment as well.

Several of our quotes and screenshots have been taken from Jaysen Johnson’s own blog but by the time you read this, he’s probably taken the posts down. Please see free to view his blog or check Google’s cache

Source1: http://jaysenjohnson.me/

Source2: https://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=jaysenjohnson.me&oq=jaysenjohnson.me&gs_l=hp.3…7082.9756.0.10578.16.16.0.0.0.0.146.1652.8j8.16.0.les%3B..0.0…1c.tuPFDkIkQtw&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=9f3de7f9ee57ed80&biw=1680&bih=925

Thank you for visiting our little page and I hope this was informative

8/15/12 UPDATE : Yes, Jaysen did take down his blog posts. You’re still welcome to check Google’s cache for some of the old posts or check out the many screenshots we have collected on this page.

Continue reading »]]> So the latest post on Jaysen’s blog (that’s only read by fan’s of Jeremy’s house of funny and the Phone Losers of America) is as follows:

Jeremy Morgan,

It’s really interesting how you seem to blame me for all your troubles. You fail to see that only you are at fault for having your websites shut down. I refuse to take any responsibility for your actions. I didn’t tell you to steal my photos and write exaggerated stories about my past. I didn’t tell you to make prank calls to my family and places of employment. I didn’t tell you to start a smear campaign about me all over the Internet. That sir, is all your doing and your own fault. You are responsible for that. Stop trying to place the blame on me.

If your websites keep getting shut down for policy violations maybe you should adjust your behavior online and stop doing things to get you into trouble. What did you think was going to happen when you started in on me again? Do you think I was going to sit back and let you destroy my good name and reputation? You must be crazy to think I would let you do these things to me. Quit trying to play victim Jeremy when it’s you starting everything. You find entertainment value in hurting me and others. I don’t spend my day contemplating how to piss you off or ruin your life like you think I do, I have better things to do in my time than worry about you. I’d rather not even think about you.

You constantly say you are better than me and have a career and no time to “fight” with me. If that is so true then why do you start these things? Why do you stalk my blogs and social network profiles trying to dig up info on me (Yes I can see when you do this so don’t try to deny it)? Why do you follow me around town and try to start physical confrontations with me for no reason? Why do you harass businesses that my family and I frequent to try to get them to hate me? I did not tell you to do any of that. If you are the so-called professional that you claim to be then you wouldn’t do these things. Again you must envy me for something otherwise there would be no reason to attack me online. Seriously what is your problem?

I don’t care if you think you are better than me, lots of people are and I can deal with that. I know lots of people with higher education than me and better careers and they have my respect. They don’t put me down for not achieving what they have. I also don’t care how many women you claim to sleep with or what you drive or what you do for a career. I don’t use women or property as a tool of measurement of self-worth. I am not out to compete with anyone or prove to be better than anyone. It’s not my goal in life. I just want to live my life in peace and enjoy my time here on Earth without you causing me problems. I don’t think that is too much to ask.

Jeremy Morgan, I will say this again and quite frankly I am sick of repeating myself. As soon as you stop this and take everything down, then I am gone. If you don’t have the time or want to deal with me then STOP attacking me for no reason. It’s pretty cut and dry. You stop and I stop. Something tell me that you won’t stop because you just can’t do it. You think you have something to prove to me and others so you continue. My offer stands, as soon as you stop all this, I am gone and you will never hear from me again. It doesn’t get any easier than that. LEAVE ME ALONE JEREMY MORGAN.

These are the writings of a delusional creature. When I first met Jaysen back in the late 90s I remember one thing pretty clearly, and that was his mother bringing in a giant bowl of pills that he needed to take. I looked at my girlfriend and was like WTF??? Jaysen protested a little and Jeanne said something along the lines of “You know you have to take these or you wont sleep”. It was one of the first things that creeped me out about the guy. It was amazing to see his little bowl of crazy-fuck jellybeans.

So what happens when Jaysen Johnson doesn’t take his medication?

Shit like this happens. It doesn’t take much intellect to figure out he’s completely full of shit: he accuses me of stalking him then admits that he’s reporting “policy violations” on my websites and social media profiles. Think about that for a minute. The guy seriously doesn’t think anybody is going to question the very logic of that situation. He thinks that everyone is going to assume I’m stalking him and then somehow think that digging through all my social media profiles and websites isn’t. He’s nutty as squirrel shit and it’s clear as day.

Which is exactly why the other things he’s saying about me aren’t true. Yes, the other day I checked out his Twitter, and his LinkedIN (I just wanted to see how long he’d gone without getting fired lol) I admit to that. But I have not prank called him, his family, businesses or anyone connected to him in any way. Neither has anyone else affiliated with this site, or myself or the phone losers. In fact I blacked out his personal information before I showed his fax to anyone, because I didn’t want to be responsible for any harassment he may incur. I have not followed him around town or any of the other delusional stuff he’s talking about.

Questions and Answers

Here’s something Jaysen Johnson will never do: answer direct questions. But I will, because I’ve got nothing to hide.

Jaysen Johnson:You constantly say you are better than me and have a career and no time to “fight” with me. If that is so true then why do you start these things?

Me: I didn’t “start” anything. I posted content to Jeremy’s House of Funny that you constantly reported. Is having a successful page that people enjoy starting a fight with you?

Jaysen Johnson:Why do you stalk my blogs and social network profiles trying to dig up info on me (Yes I can see when you do this so don’t try to deny it)?

Me: Because you’re freakishly interesting to me and a lot of people. Also the fact you can’t hold down the simplest of jobs is a testament to how spazzy you are.

Jaysen Johnson: Why do you follow me around town and try to start physical confrontations with me for no reason?

Me: I don’t. Can you name even one specific time? You haven’t even seen me physically in what, two years? And you were the one who walked into the establishment I was already at.

Jaysen Johnson: Why do you harass businesses that my family and I frequent to try to get them to hate me?

Me: I don’t. Can you name a particular instance? I have not harassed any businesses, neither has anyone I know of.

Jaysen Johnson: Seriously what is your problem?

I don’t have a problem, you’re the one who’s pissed off because you got fired from your shitty tech support job because you suck at computers and you freak people out. You’re pissed and have nothing better to do so now you’re targeting me. Why wouldn’t you? I’m superior to you in every way. When you pick fights with people you often use your meager technical abilities to do things like change the default password of their router (your old landlord) or create websites to harass people (players pub) and that is your “one up” on other people that makes you feel good.

But you can’t do that with me, because my technical abilities far surpass anything you could ever hope to be capable of. I’m an engineer with over a decade of solid measurable results at Fortune 100 companies and you’re a moron who can’t even hold down a simple contracted tech support job. That’s why you hate me, and you hate Brad and Sudo and so many others because you can’t pull the “hacker” card with us. It’s that simple.

Adjust this bitch

You’re being foolish claiming a victory now because you’re such a spaz. I’m not updating the JHOF page because I have a lot of stuff going on in my life right now, and I don’t have the time or patience for this back and forth shit with Facebook. It’s all positive things too, like spending time with my Girlfriend and family, working on the cutting edge technology of the future, and bringing awesome stuff to the world through my websites and social media. Like I said I’m too busy being better than you. If you had a girlfriend, job, skill, or anything of the sort you’d understand. But you’re sitting there in your mommy’s house fapping and popping pills all day while stalking me. You have more than time than me, its that simple.

As far as adjusting my online behavior, I won’t be doing that. Why? Because you don’t make the rules you little bitch. I’ll do whatever the fuck I want to do and you won’t be the one to stop it. You can get all my social media accounts suspended, get websites dropped, whatever you want, but in the end I’ll do what I want. Because you’re not in charge here.

So fuck you and your bowl of crazy fuck jellybeans you hyperactive hummingbird-brained freak.

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