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Jan 04

Our Rebuttal to Jason’s Brand New Rebuttal

Happy New Years, everyone! 2012 is starting off great for the purposes of this website, because Jason Heckathorn (aka Jaysen Johnson) has posted a brand new entry on his website (here’s our own copy of it for when Jason removes his and pretends he never wrote it.), calling us a bunch of severely disturbed liars! While we can’t dispute the severely disturbed part, we can easily convince anyone who finds this page as a result of Jason’s new post that this page only contains facts and clearly-stated speculations. There are no lies on this page. Let’s get started! The following quotes are from the rant currently posted on Jaysen’s homepage.

Jason says, “This is the only web site you’ll ever need to visit to learn everything there is to know about me.”

This is untrue on two levels. First of all, if you click on the “About” button on jaysenjohnson.me, you’ll find this:

This blank page contains absolutely nothing about the life of Jason Heckathorn/Jaysen Johnson and it never has. But even if it did, I’m guessing that it would not tell you about how he was kicked out of the Players Pub bar. He wouldn’t tell you how he started up a ridiculous smear campaign against players pub and how he created a dozen fake Facebook accounts to write mean posts on their Facebook page until they had to shut it down. He wouldn’t tell you about the blog he made about Players Pub where he verbally attacked all of the employees there, giving out their real names and making prank calls to them or how he created a Twitter account to help promote this page.

He’d probably neglect to tell you about his more recent adventures with another bar in Forest Grove, called Primetime, which he attempted to collect donations for after it burned down in a fire and how the police contacted him and told him to stop. How patrons there were so weirded out by Jason that they started posting comments on this site to tell us about the whole thing.

He wouldn’t tell you how his landlord, also in 2011, told us that he was creeping out all the single moms in his apartment building by giving gifts to their children or how he was evicted from that place. He’d probably leave out the part where he physically abused his own mother and stole from her. He wouldn’t set up a page of public records, showing his numerous brushes with the law throughout his adult life either.

Jason says, “Any other web sites published about Jaysen Johnson are false and have been created only to trash Jaysen Johnson’s name.”

While I don’t dispute that this website does aid in trashing Jaysen Johnson’s name, it only does this because Jason continues to do completely insane things that we hear about and report on. This site wouldn’t be half as entertaining as it is if Jason would just try being a normal person for a change. This website only contains true stories about Jason/Jaysen, which means that any trashing of Jason’s name is his own fault.

This site was originally created in response to Jason harassing my webhost, who forced me to remove Jason’s name in a post I made in early 2011. Annoyed that he could do this, I found a new webhost that doesn’t respond to bullying and promptly set up this website to tell the stories of our adventures with Jason back in 2003, which he’d successfully kept off of the internet since then. I had no idea that it would also be used to tell brand new stories of Jason, but he keeps doing insane things and we keep hearing about them, so I’m going to continue writing about Jason. If you don’t like your name being trashed, Jason, then stop doing things that you are ashamed of.

Jason says, “There are no lies on this web site as I have nothing to hide.”

If Jason had nothing to hide, he wouldn’t have legally changed his name and he wouldn’t try to pretend that he’s never had problems with the law, as you’ll see he does in a quote below. He wouldn’t constantly try to have this site taken off the internet, since it only contains true stories about him.

Jason says, “For years, a man named Jeremy Morgan from Forest Grove, OR has stalked and harassed me and my family both in person and online.”

No, for about a year in 2002/2003, you constantly harassed Jeremy Morgan and caused his websites to be taken down because he wrote a single humorous true story about you that you didn’t like people knowing about because it made you look like a huge spaz. Members of the community that he’d created were pissed that their favorite website kept getting removed and that you kept costing Jeremy new web hosting fees, so they retaliated. Jeremy documented some of the events on his websites, which you continued to have removed, but for the most part all of the harassment you received was in retaliation for your own actions, and made by Jeremy’s friends online, including myself. This all ended in 2003. Quit trying to make it sound like it never ended.

Jason says, “Their site also includes a variety of stories manifested from their own delusions which attempt to depict me as some horrible, creepy person.”

Our stories about you simply tell the truth as we’ve seen it this past year. Heywood saw you flip out in a bar in early 2011. He sat down in the bar and your then-current landlord approached him and told him a bunch of brand new insane stories about you. I noticed that Players Pub’s Facebook page disappeared from the net, so I personally called them and asked if it had to do with Jaysen Johnson. The bartender told me all about your craziness there, and a few days later, Sudo talked to the manager and he told even more nutty stories about you. Then we found your own blog that you created, trashing the employees of Players Pub, giving our their real names, saying hateful things about them and making prank phone calls to them that you posted on the blog. Then, just recently, patrons of the Primetime bar began contacting us, telling us of your new insanity, how you’ve been creeping everyone out and trying to collect donations for something that you have nothing to do with until the police showed up and told you to cut it out. I’m not sure how you figure any of this is our own delusions, Jaysen. And I kind of doubt that all these different people are having their own crazy delusions about you. Every story we’ve been told about you has been backed up by other people or proven with court records or your own hate-filled blogs.

Jason says, “They have even went as far as to create fake court records using my name to make me look like some criminal that I am not.”

This is my favorite new lie of Jason’s because its easy to prove that he’s lying, showing you that he’s probably lying about every other claim he makes in his post. Here is a screen shot, taken today from publicdata.com, of Jason’s forcible entry charge. And here is a screen shot, also taken today from publicdata.com, of Jason’s domestic abuse charge, both with full URL in the address bar. These are the same records that you can find on our Court Records page. But don’t take my word for it – searching public records is cheap! Get an account on publicdata.com for just $10 and search for yourself if you’d like to see how full of shit Jason is.

Jason says, “The site they have created about me has no merit and serves no other purpose than to generate entertainment while hurting me.”

You are personally responsible for generating the entertainment here, Jason. I only wanted to create a page to tell the stories of 2003. You’re the one who’s created a nonstop stream of entertainment for us in 2011. I’m just writing about the things that are happening.

1/30/2012 UPDATE: Earlier in this post, I predicted that Jaysen would remove all of this new content he was creating. Well guess what? After all of the work he put into pretending that he’s the nicest, most misunderstood guy on the planet, he’s removed it all. (Don’t worry, we captured it all.) He probably realized, from our comments on this post, that calling attention to our solid facts about his criminal past was a horrible idea. Thanks for listening to us, Jaysen!

8/10/2012 UPDATE:

Jaysen got a little angry when he found this picture RBCP made:

Jaysen Johnson Forest Grove

It was posted on Jeremy’s House of Funny and those who know the spaz found it pretty funny.

So he reported it to Facebook who took it down (we’re assuming he appealed to the fact that spongebob is copyrighted)  and suspended Jeremy’s account for 30 days. Then he also filed a DMCA notice for some text that was quoted in our forums. I removed the text then posted the link to the DMCA notice, and the crazy little fuck then filed a notice against THAT and the webhost removed it.

Fact of matter is, we’ve done nothing to this guy except expose some facts. He continues to get angry and wage war on us, but none of us really have the time or energy to deal with him. I just hope to hear more spazzy jaysen stories, so if you live in Forest Grove Oregon and know Jaysen Johnson and have a great story let us know!

  • rasterdragon

    what a dummy. he complains you harass him, but then he keeps starting shit. quit poking the bear, jaysen.

  • RBCP

    Yeah, seems like he’s attempting to do to Heywood the exact same thing that he’s complaining we do to him.

  • Ellerbuck$

    Hahaha oh Jaysen… You have enhanced my life by doing all the crazy things you do. <3 you, I know you'll see this since you seem to stalk the page to see what we think of you. If you just stopped caring it wouldn't bug you, yet you keep making a fool of yourself. But hey, I'm not saying to do that because then my lulz would end and that would be bad.
    <3 u
    Ps heckathorn was a cooler last name.

    • Sudo

      And Jason was a much less homosexual first name

  • Treedogg7861

    Even tho rbcp wished i get run over by a bus i still back him 100%, jaysen is an asshole who creeps and beats women, not just random girls but his mom, when a man beats his own mom he stops being a man and becomes a coward, i hope rbcp continues this and ruins his life, this “harrassing” is only generated by his own acts of stupidity, we love your work brad keep it up!

  • http://www.jasonheckathorn.com Heywood Heckathorn

    I never really understood what people meant by “He’s his own worst enemy” until I met Jaysen. He really is the driving force behind all his own problems, and the person who creates them.

    For instance he’s obsessed with becoming a paramedic. This is not an impossible feat, a person can spend around $10,000 and a little over a year in school and become a paramedic, just ask Jaysen’s little brother Rian. But it has taken Jaysen over 10 years to do it (which he still has not), because he spazzes out on his instructors and can’t complete a degree, he gets kicked out of schools and places he lives so he can’t even really stay still long enough (pun intended) to complete a degree and try to start being a paramedic. OH, and there’s that whole pesky criminal record thing. Certainly can’t be a paramedic with a criminal record.

    So much of Jaysen’s anger he directs toward us he really should deal with and ask himself: “Jaysen, why do you spaz out and ruin everything?”. Intsead he just continues to “poke the bear” and gets consistently owned right and left.

  • Cyko

    Jason, you are so spazztastic. Thanks for keeping the fun going!

  • Cyko

    [quote]
    Recommendations
    Coming Soon – This page will contain letters of praise and recommendations that I’ve received once I scan the documents and edit for privacy. Since some people have a tendency to badmouth me due to their own insecurities. I feel this page is appropriate.
    [/quote]

    “scan the documents and edit for privacy” translates to “photoshop some shit up.”

  • http://www.jasonheckathorn.com Heywood Heckathorn

    Jaysen, since I know you’re reading I urge you to be careful how many hornet’s nests you decide knock over.

    Interesting fact I learned today about people who run childcare facilities in their home in the State of Oregon.

    Certified Family Child Care Homes:

    Certified Family homes have a capacity to provide care for up to 16 children, including the provider’s own children, in a building constructed as a single family dwelling. Individuals over 18 years who reside in or are frequent visitors to the home must pass a criminal history background check completed by the Division. A license to conduct Certified Family child care is valid for one year.

    Isn’t that interesting?

    Just scratching the surface here and thinking out loud.

    If you drop a quarter in the jukebox, you better be ready to dance.

  • RBCP

    You know, under Jaysen’s logic of “When I discovered he was in violation of the rules then I notified the admins of the problem.” I don’t think he’d have any issues with you informing the proper agencies if there actually is a violation.

    • Sudo

      I guess Jaysen decided to “show” us and posted the inside of a generic New Year’s card from his “supervisor.” http://jaysenjohnson.me/recommendations/

      1) Really? Posting the inside of a canned card that your boss gives out to everyone at the end of the year is supposed to make everyone go “Oh yeah, that’s legit! I’m sure he’s a totally cool guy despite his criminal record and history”
      2) A HANDWRITTEN NEW YEARS CARD IS NOT A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION, YOU DIPSHIT
      3) Um… I’m sure that handwritten note is 100% genuine and can’t be faked at all.

      Hehehehe… Please keep trying, Jaysen. You keep giving us fun stuff to laugh at. Poke that bear, bitch!

      • Sudo

        By the way, Jaysen, to you bring all the New Year’s cards you get to job interviews to show your prospective employers how awesome you are and how that it’s enough for them to forget any nonsense they see on your criminal record or what comes up on a Google search? Just wondering how that’s working out for you

      • RBCP

        Haha, Jaysen, you spelled mother wrong. “Supervisor” isn’t even close.

      • RBCP

        After a good night’s sleep and then looking at Jaysen’s recommendations page, I actually feel kind of bad now. We’re obviously fucking with a mentally disabled man.

        On the other hand, HAHAHHAHAHA, Jaysen has dedicated his entire main page to US! I feel so cool now.

      • Roy

        We need a handwriting expert in here, stat!

  • UKTed

    This Jaysen chap seems like a decent enough person. I would love him to come over to my house for tea some time. I would probably have to change address afterwards though.

  • Tbone

    The note was most likely written before his ‘Supervisor’ checked how much was left in the kettle. I enjoyed Jaysen’s screen shots of Heywood’s old sites….it brought back many fond memories of the Adventures of Spaz-boy. Do the right thing here Jaysen, go to the psych ward check in and stay on the meds for a couple of years. There are public services for people like you, you really don’t want to end up living in a van down by the river do you?

    • http://www.jasonheckathorn.com Heywood Heckathorn

      I think he wants to live in a windowless van near a school.

      Or any place wherez 13-18 year old girls hang out.

  • Chris Domina

    Haven’t forgot about you Jay. Looking forward to meeting you face-to-face real soon.

  • Richard Cardo

    Using my professional detective skills I have made a shocking discovery. Jaysen’s website has been blanked just as you predicted would happen.

  • RBCP

    OMG, thanks, Richard. Looks like even his blog posts that weren’t related to us are gone. Here are my guesses as to what happened:

    1. Jaysen made a really dumb error and wiped out his WordPress database by mistake.
    2. Jaysen realized that by turning his page into a shrine to our shrine about him, he was actually bringing our site to the attention of people who normally wouldn’t have found it.
    3. He felt dumb because of that hilarious personal recommendation page.
    4. He got hacked, or is going to pretend he got hacked, and will blame it all on us.

    • Sudo

      I think the more likely thing that happened is that he pissed off someone new or creeped out a new girl and he didn’t want them to accidentally stumble upon his site where he claims over and over again that he is not a “creepy guy” and it’s all “lies.”

      The funniest part of this is that he had that blog of his linked to his linkedin account. Just what employers want to see: Your website defending yourself against your horrible reputation. I’m sure that’ll land him tons of jobs!

    • Sudo

      Oh look… Jaysen removed his “recommendation” letter from his boss at the same time he removed his “Account Manager” job from Linkedin and the rest of his crap from his blog. Hmmm…. Sounds like Jaysen lost another job because… well… he’s Jaysen. Good luck scrubbing everything off the internet, Jaysen. If your creeped out ex-employees end up Googling you, they’ll still see this site

      • Sudo

        You know how I know Jaysen is looking at this page? Because within an hour of me posting the last comment about his changing his Linkedin, he deleted it altogether. *WAVES* Hi Jaysen!!!

        • RBCP

          I’m sure he’s got a subscription to the comments feed on here. One of these days I’ll have to look at the logs and see where he ranks. HI JAYSEN!!!

      • http://www.jasonheckathorn.com Heywood Heckathorn

        Yeah something Jason like happened. I knew it wouldn’t last long, it never does. Jason has a propensity to repeat the same pattern over and over, expecting different results. He got fired because:

        1. He got comfortable and started challenging his superiors, because he thinks he’s far smarter than he actually is and they got sick of it.

        2. He had a conflict with a fellow employee and they chose to take the side of the normal person.

        3. He got comfortable with a girl working there, or a customer and pulled his usual method on her. HR stepped in when the stalking started.

        4. He babbled about us and this situation to people at work, they googled him, read everything and found out he’s a spastic freak (like the prime time people did)

        I am sure he’s blaming it on us somehow. He keeps saying we get him fired from jobs, but really why would we do that? He never does anything worthy of being called a career and he always flips out and ruins it himself anyway, we don’t have to do a thing but sit back and watch.

    • http://www.jasonheckathorn.com Heywood Heckathorn

      I agree, either that or he just spazzed the fuck out like he always does, lost his job and decided to clean house on it. He probably told everyone at work about us and his “years of harassment” that never happened and when they turned on him he decided to wipe it all out.

      But he probably tried to be like me and write SQL commands from the prompt and borked his database. With his computer skills it wouldn’t surprise me a bit.

  • Sudo

    AMAZING! Jaysen has added a “I’m with Newt Gingrich!” link to his site.
    After all his crazy rants about how Heywood supposedly just uses women and treats them like crap, after claiming to be into family values, after claiming to be about protecting children, and after claiming to be a small business owner, he picks the one guy who cheats on women, dumps them when they get sick, wants to overturn child labor laws and is about as anti-small business/family values as you get.
    GREAT job, Jaysen. If only Newt wanted to touch small children or stalk women, he’d be 100% a man after your own heart! HAHAHAHAHA. I’m in tears laughing over here

  • David

    I have been following this whole Jaysen/Jason thing since i first read The Story of Spaz on the PLA page last year, and i have to say it only keeps getting better. I can only hope that his mental condition continues to deteriorate as time keeps marching on so we have hilarity for many more years to come.

    Thank you RBCP & Heywood for all the laughs!

  • Sudo

    Let’s start taking bets for how long it takes Jaysen to set up an unofficial political donation site for Newt Gingrich.

  • http://www.jasonheckathorn.com Heywood Heckathorn

    Hilarious that this spaz continues to just beg for our attention. He’s clearly lonely and has no children to take pictures of.