In 2003 a man named Heywood brought us the hilariously amazing story of Jason Randall Heckathorn, via his website at major-losers.com. Jason didn’t like his story being told, so he immediately called up Heywood’s webhost and convinced them that they would end up in court if the story wasn’t removed. They responded by removing Heywood’s site from the net.
A day or two later, Heywood’s site returned with a brand new host and even more hilarity involving our beloved Jason Heckathorn. Once again Jason called up Heywood’s host and had his website removed. This went on for around a year and every time Jason had the site taken down, it angered the loyal community of Heywood’s readers. Before the year was over, Heywood’s loyal users caused Jason Heckathorn to lose a couple of jobs and an apartment as he delt with a constant stream of prank phone calls for his harassment of Heywood. This site is here to bring you our favorite memories of 2003, via stories, pictures, sound and video.
This site is not intended to further the harassment of Jason Heckathorn. We’re not interested in contributing to the spaztastic life of Jason in any way. This site is simply an archive of some hilarious events that happened many years ago, along with some current updates that we’ve recently heard about Jason. If you ask Jason, he will tell you that we’ve been harassing him nonstop since 1998. This is not true. Our personal fun with Jason began no earlier than mid-to-late 2002 and ended around the end of 2003. Enjoy our stories.