Welcome To Our Jaysen Fan Site!
Hi, everyone! If you're here, you're either a fan of Jaysen Johnson (also known as Jason Heckathorn) or you've found him via a search engine or other link. Throughout these pages you'll learn more than you ever wanted to about the notorious
In 2003 a man named Heywood brought us the hilariously amazing story of Jason Randall Heckathorn, via his website at major-losers.com. At this point I don't even remember what that particular story was about, but Jason didn't like his story being told, so he immediately called up Heywood's webhost and convinced them that they would end up in court if the story wasn't removed. They responded by canceling Heywood's hosting account.
A day or two later, Heywood's site returned with a brand new host and even more hilarity involving our beloved Jason Heckathorn. Once again Jason called up Heywood's host and had his website removed. This went on for around a year and every time Jason had the site taken down, it angered the loyal community of Heywood's readers, who began retaliating against Jason by creating websites about him and making prank phone calls to Jason's work, home and relatives. You might say that Jason won this war, because Heywood finally gave up and stopped writing articles about Jason, the phone calls stopped and the whole thing was over in 2003. Or so we thought...
Exactly who is this Jaysen guy?
Jaysen's just this guy, you know? He's in his 30's and has lived in Forest Grove for most of his life. We suspect that deep down, when he's not harassing our web hosts (Yes, it's still happening) and getting in trouble with the police, he's a good person. Unfortunately we keep learning about the crazy things he does and his frequent brushes with the law, which makes this page continue to grow.
Who is the webmaster of this page?
I'm known as RBCP, or RedBoxChiliPepper. I became of fan of Heywood's ridiculous Jason Heckathorn stories in 2002 and participated in phone calls to Jason's family in 2002 and 2003. Jason involved me in his insanity in 2011, when he attempted to have my hosting account suspended just for mentioning his name. You'll also see posts on this site made by Heywood and our mutual friend, known as Forsaken.
Why does this shrine to Jaysen exist?
In 2011, my host asked me to remove Jason's name from my site or they would suspend my account, so I did as they asked. Since 2002, Jason has been harassing the hosts of any website that mentions his name, so I decided to set up this fan page on an offshore server that won't listen to Jason's complaints. If Jason hadn't complained to my host, then that show would have been long forgotten by now, lost in the old archives and unlikely to be found or heard by anyone. Because of Jason's complaining, he's created this web site so that a whole new generation of people can learn about his crazy antics. Thanks, Jason!
Why do you keep calling him 'Jason' when his name is actually 'Jaysen?'
In February of 2006, Jason Heckathorn legally changed his name to Jaysen Johnson. Jaysen has told 2 of my webhosts now that he did this because of our harassment of him, but February 2006 was more than 2 full years since the old internet war and I'm absolutely sure that it wasn't because of anything we did. This means that he's lying about the reason for his name change and it was some kind of other craziness that he was involved in that we don't know about. Hopefully someone will tell us about that someday. Click here to read a public documents page which shows that the name change happened. I try my best to call him 'Jaysen' when writing things on this page, but it's hard to remember to do that when I've always known him as 'Jason.'
So this site is just here to help you harass Jaysen Johnson?
Absolutely not. Both me (RBCP) and Heywood completely ceased our harassment of Jaysen in 2003, right around the time Heywood gave up trying to run a humor blog because Jaysen kept having it shut down. Neither of us are interested in contributing to the spaztastic life of Jaysen in any way. This site was originally intended as an archive of the events that happened in 2002 and 2003, which we were unable to talk about on the internet because Jaysen would always have the sites shut down.
Soon after launching this site in 2011, we learned that Jaysen was creeping out female bartenders and attempting to run a bar out of business because they banned him from coming in any more. Since then, there has been a fairly consistent stream of Jaysen doing crazy things that we keep hearing about, such as trying to shut down another webhost of mine and attempting to collect donations for a bar that he had nothing to do with, so we're simply reporting on insane events that keep happening.
If you ask Jason, he will tell you that we've been harassing him nonstop since 1998. This is not true. Our personal fun with Jason began no earlier than mid-to-late 2002 and ended around the end of 2003. We absolutely do not want anyone to bother Jaysen. Jaysen provides more than enough entertainment for us by just being himself.
How much of the information on this site is true?
Everything on this page is either fact or clearly stated speculation. There are no lies about Jason on this page. There are humorous claims, such as "Jason Heckathorn is Hax0ring Google!" but stuff like that is obviously humor and sarcasm. If anyone spots something that they believe isn't true, ask about it in the comments section or in an email and I will respond.
Exactly how much of a hypocrite is Jason?
Jason has been throwing tantrums for years now because people have been saying mean things about him online and making prank calls to him and using his real name when he's such a nice, upstanding citizen. In 2011, Jason became so angry at a Portland area bar that he created a website, much like this one, where he spewed hatred for all of the employees there, using their real names and making prank calls to the bar, which he posted on the website. When he found out that we knew about the website, he immediately took it down. Read about this incident here, and view our copy of Jaysen's blog here. This is quite possibly the most insane Jaysen story on this site, so you definitely want to read this one.
Is Jaysen really this obsessed with removing his name from the internet?
Check out this exchange of emails where Jaysen enlists the help of an "anti-cyber bullying" website to help him remove several web sites with his name on them from the net. This lady just assumes that Jaysen is telling the truth and is the victim, not knowing that Jaysen is the one that loves to harass people online.
So Jaysen's just a weird spaz, right? He's not really bothering anyone, is he?
Jaysen has a long history of run-ins with the authorities. In 2002, public records show a civil complaint against Jaysen, where "forcible entry" is referenced. In 2003, Jaysen's own mother filed a restraining order against him. We're told by relatives of his that he physically abused his mother and that he stole things from her. In 2004, court records show a completely different forcible entry charge against Jaysen, this time at Lake Crest Apartments in Portland, Oregon. The details of this case are also unknown to us.
In 2011, the police had to deal with Jason because of his harassment of a bunch of Forest Grove bar employees. Later in 2011, the police had to visit Jaysen and tell him to stop attempting to collect money for a local business that had burned down, since he had nothing to do with that business and had already been warned to stop collecting money for them. (Look at the comments on this page to read stories from two ladies involved with this incident.) If you're curious about how Jaysen feels about his local police force, you can read our archive of his old "Players Pub Sucks" blog, where Jaysen rants about how useless the police are with gems like, "I see you every day sitting on your fat fucking asses down at BJ's Coffee Company in Forest Grove next to Player's Pub choking down your scones and coffee." Jaysen clearly detests law enforcement.
What's this I hear about Jaysen harassing Heywood's sites still today?
Yep, that's still happening, for no reason at all really. When Heywood set up a Facebook called Jeremy's House of Funny it didn't take long for Jaysen to become jealous of Heywood's more than 10,000 followers and begin reporting images that were posted which were nothing more than internet memes and didn't contain any copyright violations or offensive material. Jaysen has been doing this nonstop for a giant portion of 2012, and also trying to get Heywood's web host to shut down his Jeremy's House of Funny website, for things like trademark infringement and offensive material. You can read about a lot of these incidents in our August 2012 archives. As of this writing, Jaysen is still doing this and doesn't show any signs of slowing down.
How can I contact the people who run this site?
You can email me at email@example.com to send any tips or questions about Jaysen. Or just leave a comment on any page on this site and I will see it. We love hearing both new and old stories about Jaysen.
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- Jaysen tries to pull a Prime Time Scam
- Come to the dark side, Jason. We have cookies!
- Jaysen isn’t hiding from us…
- Jason Heckathorn forgets about us, spends the day in the city with a beautiful woman!
- Jason sees the hypocrisy, quickly deletes his Yelp review of Player’s Pub
- Computers By Jaysen Reviews
- The Jason Heckathorn Guide to Picking up Women
- Jason’s lesson in Computer Hacking
- We’re Missing A Major Event
- A Plea for Jason to Stop!
- And he’s back…
- Jason Heckathorn is Hax0ring Google!
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