Happy New Years, everyone! 2012 is starting off great for the purposes of this website, because Jason Heckathorn (aka Jaysen Johnson) has posted a brand new entry on his website (here’s our own copy of it for when Jason removes his and pretends he never wrote it.), calling us a bunch of severely disturbed liars! While we can’t dispute the severely disturbed part, we can easily convince anyone who finds this page as a result of Jason’s new post that this page only contains facts and clearly-stated speculations. There are no lies on this page. Let’s get started! The following quotes are from the rant currently posted on Jaysen’s homepage.
Jason says, “This is the only web site you’ll ever need to visit to learn everything there is to know about me.”
This is untrue on two levels. First of all, if you click on the “About” button on jaysenjohnson.me, you’ll find this:
This blank page contains absolutely nothing about the life of Jason Heckathorn/Jaysen Johnson and it never has. But even if it did, I’m guessing that it would not tell you about how he was kicked out of the Players Pub bar. He wouldn’t tell you how he started up a ridiculous smear campaign against players pub and how he created a dozen fake Facebook accounts to write mean posts on their Facebook page until they had to shut it down. He wouldn’t tell you about the blog he made about Players Pub where he verbally attacked all of the employees there, giving out their real names and making prank calls to them or how he created a Twitter account to help promote this page.
He’d probably neglect to tell you about his more recent adventures with another bar in Forest Grove, called Primetime, which he attempted to collect donations for after it burned down in a fire and how the police contacted him and told him to stop. How patrons there were so weirded out by Jason that they started posting comments on this site to tell us about the whole thing.
He wouldn’t tell you how his landlord, also in 2011, told us that he was creeping out all the single moms in his apartment building by giving gifts to their children or how he was evicted from that place. He’d probably leave out the part where he physically abused his own mother and stole from her. He wouldn’t set up a page of public records, showing his numerous brushes with the law throughout his adult life either.
Jason says, “Any other web sites published about Jaysen Johnson are false and have been created only to trash Jaysen Johnson’s name.”
While I don’t dispute that this website does aid in trashing Jaysen Johnson’s name, it only does this because Jason continues to do completely insane things that we hear about and report on. This site wouldn’t be half as entertaining as it is if Jason would just try being a normal person for a change. This website only contains true stories about Jason/Jaysen, which means that any trashing of Jason’s name is his own fault.
This site was originally created in response to Jason harassing my webhost, who forced me to remove Jason’s name in a post I made in early 2011. Annoyed that he could do this, I found a new webhost that doesn’t respond to bullying and promptly set up this website to tell the stories of our adventures with Jason back in 2003, which he’d successfully kept off of the internet since then. I had no idea that it would also be used to tell brand new stories of Jason, but he keeps doing insane things and we keep hearing about them, so I’m going to continue writing about Jason. If you don’t like your name being trashed, Jason, then stop doing things that you are ashamed of.
Jason says, “There are no lies on this web site as I have nothing to hide.”
If Jason had nothing to hide, he wouldn’t have legally changed his name and he wouldn’t try to pretend that he’s never had problems with the law, as you’ll see he does in a quote below. He wouldn’t constantly try to have this site taken off the internet, since it only contains true stories about him.
Jason says, “For years, a man named Jeremy Morgan from Forest Grove, OR has stalked and harassed me and my family both in person and online.”
No, for about a year in 2002/2003, you constantly harassed Jeremy Morgan and caused his websites to be taken down because he wrote a single humorous true story about you that you didn’t like people knowing about because it made you look like a huge spaz. Members of the community that he’d created were pissed that their favorite website kept getting removed and that you kept costing Jeremy new web hosting fees, so they retaliated. Jeremy documented some of the events on his websites, which you continued to have removed, but for the most part all of the harassment you received was in retaliation for your own actions, and made by Jeremy’s friends online, including myself. This all ended in 2003. Quit trying to make it sound like it never ended.
Jason says, “Their site also includes a variety of stories manifested from their own delusions which attempt to depict me as some horrible, creepy person.”
Our stories about you simply tell the truth as we’ve seen it this past year. Heywood saw you flip out in a bar in early 2011. He sat down in the bar and your then-current landlord approached him and told him a bunch of brand new insane stories about you. I noticed that Players Pub’s Facebook page disappeared from the net, so I personally called them and asked if it had to do with Jaysen Johnson. The bartender told me all about your craziness there, and a few days later, Sudo talked to the manager and he told even more nutty stories about you. Then we found your own blog that you created, trashing the employees of Players Pub, giving our their real names, saying hateful things about them and making prank phone calls to them that you posted on the blog. Then, just recently, patrons of the Primetime bar began contacting us, telling us of your new insanity, how you’ve been creeping everyone out and trying to collect donations for something that you have nothing to do with until the police showed up and told you to cut it out. I’m not sure how you figure any of this is our own delusions, Jaysen. And I kind of doubt that all these different people are having their own crazy delusions about you. Every story we’ve been told about you has been backed up by other people or proven with court records or your own hate-filled blogs.
Jason says, “They have even went as far as to create fake court records using my name to make me look like some criminal that I am not.”
This is my favorite new lie of Jason’s because its easy to prove that he’s lying, showing you that he’s probably lying about every other claim he makes in his post. Here is a screen shot, taken today from publicdata.com, of Jason’s forcible entry charge. And here is a screen shot, also taken today from publicdata.com, of Jason’s domestic abuse charge, both with full URL in the address bar. These are the same records that you can find on our Court Records page. But don’t take my word for it – searching public records is cheap! Get an account on publicdata.com for just $10 and search for yourself if you’d like to see how full of shit Jason is.
Jason says, “The site they have created about me has no merit and serves no other purpose than to generate entertainment while hurting me.”
You are personally responsible for generating the entertainment here, Jason. I only wanted to create a page to tell the stories of 2003. You’re the one who’s created a nonstop stream of entertainment for us in 2011. I’m just writing about the things that are happening.
1/30/2012 UPDATE: Earlier in this post, I predicted that Jaysen would remove all of this new content he was creating. Well guess what? After all of the work he put into pretending that he’s the nicest, most misunderstood guy on the planet, he’s removed it all. (Don’t worry, we captured it all.) He probably realized, from our comments on this post, that calling attention to our solid facts about his criminal past was a horrible idea. Thanks for listening to us, Jaysen!
You see, Jason, part of a cashiers job description says that she has to be really nice to you. It doesn’t mean that they have a crush on you. When you think about it, it’s pretty fucked up how you take advantage of all these girls who are in this position. When you give them higher-than-average tips (like the $40 you gave to that Player’s Pub bartender), you’re creating a situation where they feel obligated to be extra nice to you. You’re preying on girls who have no choice but to talk to you, then you harass them until the owner/manager of the place throws you out. Then you repeat the exact same thing at the next business you discover has a cute girl working the register, expecting different results.
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